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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

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This is the ass police. Hand over your ass

Forgot to enable redis when I rebooted my mastodon instance. LoL

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Skipped free cone day. They usually turn into milkshakes when DQ finally serves you at the window.

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yep yep