Babby sleep. Do not disturb.
When you really need to shave.
oh god oh fuck
"You uh, workin' again?"
Martinis in Mason jars.
@kitty I have a suit I have to have altered today.
me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!
LET IT ALL OUT
THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT
I’M TALKING TO YOU
me: cool never mind
This is the ass police. Hand over your ass
Forgot to enable redis when I rebooted my mastodon instance. LoL
Take time with my wanted hand.
Gasoline is dinosaur juice
Skipped free cone day. They usually turn into milkshakes when DQ finally serves you at the window.
Put this on my tombstone
Rami Ismail tells Valve “sucks to be you” over Epic store exclusiveshttps://www.pcgamesn.com/metro-exodus/rami-ismail-steam-epic
Gatorade made from gators?