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Got banned from facebook again so it's time for me to figure out Mastodon.

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Got mastodon.social setup as a relay. Now I see toots from all over. πŸ˜€

Trying to decide what I'm going to be doing when I get off of work. Do I work on a customers car or do I go home and tell them I'll do it tomorrow?

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@RobinHood Simple past: yate, past participle: yought

Full conjugation:

Debating calling in today, but I'm already in the parking lot. πŸ˜”

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Why do people always think glasses make you look smart? You have to fail an exam to get them.

Second speeding ticket in two months. None of this happened when I lived in another county. Fml

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Year Progress:

β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–“β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ 51%

Time for sleep. Night night fedi. πŸŒ™

Day after hangover. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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yep yep